I Am Confusion

[I Am Confusion]

[thefemaleofspecies]

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

[intrepid-inkweaver]

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

[keepcalmandcarrieunderwood]

Why people are filling their tubs with noodles now. You know, as opposed to why they were doing that before

[I Am Confusion]

[I Am Confusion]

[catchymemes]

I only drink free-range, organic water

[erotetica]

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

[I Am Confusion]

[mintchocolatechimp]

John Mulaney quotes, but it’s Cecil Palmer

▷ Inspired by this post by @hexglyphs

[toastyhat]

holy shit

[I Am Confusion]

[sweetiesugarbird]

Somebody wanted a bath today!!!!!!

Bonus:

[I Am Confusion]

[i-am-a-fish]

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

[toomuchdickfort]

Oh boy should we tel them?

[i-am-a-fish]

tell me whab? (:

[the-gay-1]

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

[i-am-a-fish]

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

[i-am-a-fish]

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning!! happy tuesday!

[somethingclicheandaesthetic]

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

[i-am-a-fish]

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

[honey-dew-baby]

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

[idkiguessiamatable]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

t.. thurs… wha?

[teamleadertrash01]

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

[your-deku]

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

[i-am-a-fish]

tues….day? .right??

[supernational]

Of course!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

[strawberry-girl-main]

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

[krab-kid]

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

[i-am-a-fish]

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

[assbutt-still-in-hell]

Hey fish what other days are there?

[i-am-a-fish]

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

[hraewordsmith]

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

[i-am-a-fish]

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

[i-am-a-fish]

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

[cookies4evam8]

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

[i-am-a-fish]

good morn happie tuesday :D

[quackyisinsane]

Fish it’s Sunday

[i-am-a-fish]

why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.

anyway see you tomorrow!

[stopitmarvin]

FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!

[i-am-a-fish]

good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)

[sayares13]

As it so happens, tomorrow is Tuesday!

[i-am-a-fish]

!!! oh!! Well Yes!!!! that’s always a reason to be excited!!!! Can’t wait for tuesday to continue!

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning everyone! i uh.. wasn’t sure what day it was does anyone know?

[we-have-achieved-maximum-gay]

Hey @i-am-a-fish ITS TUESDAY SIS

[i-am-a-fish]

TUESDAY???!?!!!

[jordinos-pizza-rolls]

YE @i-am-a-fish TUESDAY!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

aw fuck yeah i love tuesday so fucking much, thanks for telling me

[I Am Confusion]

[fartgallery]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[fartgallery]

do not do this

[I Am Confusion]

[I Am Confusion]

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[I Am Confusion]

[smallmetal]

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

[smallmetal]

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

[c-orgiis]